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The Naïve Chipmunk.pptx

The Naïve Chipmunk

an awful children's book written by me

trans rights

A speech I wrote for my local school board meeting. I was called a Soros plant.

My epic grandfather Jon won this award

General Tso's tofu

A hero to the revolution!

70,000 scovilles. look at it at your own peril



albino capybaras are very rare. this is the only time two have been sighted simultaneously. like for albino capy, ignore for peligang.


Some mayo on corn in a hot dog bun. In Japan, they call this American food.



Thus Always


A Flag I proposed for the Pitcairn Islands. I sent it to the official government's email address. They never responded.


only real ones get this

this is an inside joke

my favorite Dark Brandon memes